Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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