this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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