Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
