My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
