His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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