Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
