: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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