Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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