im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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