ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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