Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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