some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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