Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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