This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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