The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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