I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
do nipples grow back?
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