I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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