I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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