no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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