Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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