Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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