I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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