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does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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