yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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