It's like God shit irony all over that family
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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