I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
