idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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