He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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