Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(818): View more from California

I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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(913): View more from Kansas

No, drunk sperm still make babies.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning

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(702): View more from Nevada

Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.

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(425): View more from Washington

It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.

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