38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.