My nipple is on Facebook.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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