i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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