just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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