? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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