Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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