and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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