I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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