We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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