One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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