Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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