I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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