You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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