Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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