Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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