I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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