He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
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go home
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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