bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
