Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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