You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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