just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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