Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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