Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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