dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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