I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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