I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Randomize
