gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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