Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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