If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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