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go home
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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