Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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