I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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