you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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