I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Come on in and take your pants off
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