that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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